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If the Cap Doesn’t Fit

Published July 6, 2018 by Healthy Living with nature

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This week’s fun quip from the church newsletter:

I signed up to the gym this week.

Upon enquiring about a class that

was being offered, I was instructed

that I should wear loose fitting clothes.

If I had loose fitting clothing I wouldn’t

have signed up for a class in the first 

place would I ?

Truer words have not been spoken.

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Means Beans

Published July 1, 2018 by Healthy Living with nature

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Joke of the week:

 

 I always intend to share the joke in our newsletter every week.

But I usually get busy and FORGET.

So this is this weeks: clean and funny:

A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.

” My Father eats beans,”, said one girl.

” My Mother cooks beans,” said a boy.

A third student spoke up. “We are all human beans.”

Kids always say the best things.