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This week’s fun quip from the church newsletter:
I signed up to the gym this week.
Upon enquiring about a class that
was being offered, I was instructed
that I should wear loose fitting clothes.
If I had loose fitting clothing I wouldn’t
have signed up for a class in the first
Truer words have not been spoken.
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I always intend to share the joke in our newsletter every week.
But I usually get busy and FORGET.
So this is this weeks: clean and funny:
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
” My Father eats beans,”, said one girl.
” My Mother cooks beans,” said a boy.
A third student spoke up. “We are all human beans.”
Kids always say the best things.